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  • Monday September 20th 09:00PM
  • Vintage Basement with Max and Nicky
  • From twin brothers Max and Nicky Weinbach comes a monthly neo-retro night of stand-up comedy and music. Max & Nicky will have you falling in love with their quirky, absurd antics and dovelike musical stylings as they welcome the additional talents of four hilarious stand-up comics. The September 20th 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW lineup features headliners MARK NORMAND (Conan), SYDNEE WASHINGTON (Comedy Central), ROB CANTRELL (The Last O.G.), and a VERY SPECIAL GUEST!*Lineup is subject to change.Our COVID Safety Guidelines**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We can also accept a photo of your vax card, but only when presented with photo ID. Masks are required for the duration of your time spent indoors. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Tuesday September 21st 09:30PM
  • The Open Mic at FRIGID New York
  • **FOR THE FORSEEABLE FUTURE THE OPEN MIC HAS MOVED TO THE KRAINE TO BETTER ACCOMODATE 50 % AUDIENCE CAPACITY. ****YOU CAN ALSO PARTICIPATE ANYWHERE VIA ZOOM. **The show continues every Tuesday at 9:30 PM EST!At The Open Mic at FRIGID New York the focus is the stage! Sign-ups get 7 minutes to try anything in one of the most supportive rooms in New York City. Whether it’s a performance art piece, comedy, music, storytelling, dance, or something entirely off the top of your head, you'll find a home in the attentive welcoming community at UNDER St. Marks.**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We can also accept a photo of your vax card, but only when presented with photo ID. Masks are required for the duration of your time spent indoors. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Friday September 24th 08:00PM
  • Muffins In The Window: Season 15 Opener
  • The longest running variety show in NYC! A hysterically unique show in which local New York City performing artists get to showcase their talents, live onstage, in front of a supportive, non judgemental and slightly tipsy audience. Comedians, Dancers, Burlesque, Live Music and Video. This month features Comedians Jeff Hiller and Jillian Thomas, Burlesque by Dame Cuchi Frita and Edie Nightcrawler, Drag by Evita Loca, NYC Clown Queen Trudee and hosted by the legendary Katrina Slippery Slide.Our In-House COVID Protocols**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We can also accept a photo of your vax card, but only when presented with photo ID. Masks are required for the duration of your time spent indoors. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Sunday September 26th 08:30PM
  • Movie Night
  • Best short films of the New York Movie Awards**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We can also accept a photo of your vax card, but only when presented with photo ID. Masks are required for the duration of your time spent indoors. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Tuesday September 28th 07:00PM
  • GROWING UP RINGSIDE: A One Woman Show by Mina Liccione
  • Mina Liccione's new solo show weaves together hilarious and heartfelt stories from her New York upbringing as the daughter of an Italian-American boxing promoter. From wise guys to Muhammad Ali, broken bones and mended Broadway hopes all the way to present day in Dubai where she pioneered a comedy scene paving way for every punchline in between. Combining comedy, multimedia, spoken word and rhythm, Growing Up Ringside reveals the full depths and versatility of Mina as an international performing artist and writer.Directed by Ali Al Sayed. Created by Mina Liccione. http://ringside.minaliccione.com/ Our In House Covid Policy**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We can also accept a photo of your vax card, but only when presented with photo ID. Masks are required for the duration of your time spent indoors. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Friday October 1st 07:00PM
  • (I)sland T(rap); The Epic Remixology of the Odyssey
  • A hip-hop riff about Black Ulysses on an Odyssey of self-discovery and a powerful exploration of a young artist of color navigating the turbulent waters of contemporary American culture while trying to find his authentic voice. (I)sland T(rap) has lyrical poetry, live music, and commentary on Black experience in America, this tour-de-force charts a soul journey on an exotic island where Black Ulysses discovers his place in a society full of gun violence and oppression.Our COVID Guidelines**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We can also accept a photo of your vax card, but only when presented with photo ID. Masks are required for the duration of your time spent indoors. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Saturday October 2nd 08:00PM
  • SILLY BOY
  • “In his intimate debut hour “SILLY BOY” Rich Hardisty takes us on a journey through the highs and the lows of his unusual life. Expect anecdotes and observations about mental institutions, missing dads and mania, all from his warm/inquisitive/childlike perspective. In the show Rich tries his best to convey what mental illness really looks and feels like. But you won’t find any self pity or loathing here…this is a celebration of the beauty and silliness of it all and the interesting, hilarious and sometimes shocking things his brain is capable of doing (whether he wants it to or not.) The show culminates in a 10 minute performance piece using a projection, where Rich attempts to show what a manic episode looks and feels like inside his head. Raw, open and honest but most importantly…FUNNY! CREDITS: RICH is a writer / performer who has performed in shows for C4, BBC and Netflix, has developed 2 sitcoms with channel 4, and developed projects with production companies:- Baby Cow , Spelthorne and V.A.L. He has played Latitude and Wilderness festivals and used to host a show on Fubar radio.Our COVID Safety Guidelines**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We can also accept a photo of your vax card, but only when presented with photo ID. Masks are required for the duration of your time spent indoors. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Tuesday October 5th 07:00PM
  • Three Funerals and a Chimp
  • “Three Funerals and a Chimp” is an autobiographical stand-up narrative about the deaths of Brian's mother and brother which precipitated his move to Southern Florida and becoming a live-in caregiver to his dad for four years before his passing. Brian goes on an unexpected journey in this sometimes philosophical, sometimes unflattering, funny search for meaning and truth.**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We can also accept a photo of your vax card, but only when presented with photo ID. Masks are required for the duration of your time spent indoors. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Thursday October 7th 07:00PM
  • Awkward Teenage Years
  • True stories about the most gloriously awkward times in our lives - our teenage years!This award-winning show features NYC’s best and bravest storytellers sharing embarrassing and beautiful tales of broken bones and betrayals, first crushes and kisses, drugs and alcohol, tormenting our parents, and ultimately, coming of age.Our COVID Safety Guidelines**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We can also accept a photo of your vax card, but only when presented with photo ID. Masks are required for the duration of your time spent indoors. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Thursday October 7th 09:30PM
  • Lovers & Doctors
  • Want to laugh and become a better person?? Come get cured @ New York's Lovers & Doctors! Romance and medical experts Jake & Liv perform a monthly comedy show that involves some improv, some storytelling, and most importantly: advice. Come out to see the show October 7th, and we will solve all your problems...with a special guest!Our In House Covid Policy**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We can also accept a photo of your vax card, but only when presented with photo ID. Masks are required for the duration of your time spent indoors. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Friday October 15th 07:00PM
  • The Reparations Show
  • WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR US LATELY?If you don’t have a good answer, we’ll send you our Venmo username.The Reparations Show is a variety show that will center stories created by and about Black and Indigenous artists. This weekly show kicks off on Juneteenth as part of FRIGID New York’s Queerly Festival, and each week will be hosted by a different BIPOC artist. The show is the brainchild of Erez Ziv, managing artistic director of FRIGID New York, and Kevin R. Free, the Curator of The Queerly Festival. It was created as a way to offer paid opportunities for BIPOC artists. Besides featuring work by these artists, each episode will include a segment called “This Week in Reparations” that examines an organization’s statement of solidarity with the #BLACKLIVESMATTER movement and keeps track of the work they have done toward that goal since releasing the statement. **All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We can also accept a photo of your vax card, but only when presented with photo ID. Masks are required for the duration of your time spent indoors. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**You can watch the show right here, or join us on Facebook Live to send us comments!
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  • Wednesday October 20th 07:00PM
  • Funny Never Gets Old
  • Funny Never Gets Old/Funny Women Of A Certain Age"If I had to choose between ageism or sexism, I'd take a pat on the behind any day, since that meant someone noticed me.”Carole Montgomery creator of Funny Women of A Certain AgeWhat began as a way to work with her friends has exploded on the comedy scene. When Carole (a veteran of the stand up scene for over 40 years) started, you would never see two female comics on the same show. Fast forward to today’s comedy scene and nothing has changed, even though there are way more women in comedy.With two TV specials on Showtime and a third TV special about to be filmed, this show is not to be missed! Featuring a rotating cast of some of the best female comics of a certain age!**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We can also accept a photo of your vax card, but only when presented with photo ID. Masks are required for the duration of your time spent indoors. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Wednesday October 20th 09:00PM
  • Daniel Simonsen - A Night in New York
  • A night of experimental stand up from Norwegian comic and Edinburgh Comedy Awards Best Newcomer Daniel Simonsen. As seen on Late Night with Seth Meyers and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. "One to watch" Time Out "Exceptionally funny" Village Voice "Brilliantly offbeat" Guardian**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We can also accept a photo of your vax card, but only when presented with photo ID. Masks are required for the duration of your time spent indoors. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Thursday October 28th 07:00PM
  • Planet of the Grapes Live on Stage
  • This critically acclaimed multimedia mashup of puppetry, live music, toy theater, and the original "Planet of the Apes" film comes to life on stage with digital projection and the tale of a bunch of astronauts who find themselves stranded on a strange, distant planet ruled by speaking grapes. Music by Michael Harren. Directed by Michole Biancosino. Created by Peter Michael Marino. www.planetgrapeshow.com**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We can also accept a photo of your vax card, but only when presented with photo ID. Masks are required for the duration of your time spent indoors. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Sunday October 31st 02:00PM
  • Terremoto (Staged reading)
  • Terremoto is a modern day/Latinx/spanglish/musical adaptation of Shakespeare's "The Tempest".**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We can also accept a photo of your vax card, but only when presented with photo ID. Masks are required for the duration of your time spent indoors. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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