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  • Thursday June 17th 07:00PM
  • Awkward Teenage Years
  • True stories about the most gloriously awkward times in our lives - our teenage years.**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. Masks will be required throughout the performance for all persons over the age of 2. We will be conducting temperature checks and contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. The Kraine Theater is equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Friday June 18th 07:00PM
  • FRIGID Fridays: Staying Social
  • A showcase of FRIGID's socially-distant. FRIGID Friday may include music, storytelling, sketch, clowning, cooking, and more. This series of new performances is followed by The Reparations Show, which features - AND PAYS - Black artists. **All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. Masks will be required throughout the performance for all persons over the age of 2. We will be conducting temperature checks and contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. The Kraine Theater is equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**You can watch the show right here!
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  • Saturday June 19th 12:00PM
  • ¡Niños Show Up, en Español!
  • Este espectáculo familiar interactivo y semi-improvisado para niños de 3 a 10 años le da un giro teatral y cómico al espectáculo infantil tradicional. Cuando la estrella del programa nunca llega, los niños ayudarán a Denisse, la asistente, a crear el programa entero, desde los personajes hasta la mismísima historia.¡Niños Show Up, en Español! es presentada por la compañía de Peter Michael Marino "Show Up, Kids!” y Frigid NYC. Una comedia interactiva para el disfrute de toda la familia. La aclamada producción que cuenta con un gran éxito internacional es protagonizada por Denisse Estefany Mendoza, adaptada por Martha Lorena Preve, con música original de Michael Andrew y dirigida por el mismo Peter Michael Marino en conjunto con los niños de la audiencia.** Todos los asistentes deben cumplir con las pautas de COVID que se aplican a este espectáculo. Se requerirán máscaras durante toda la actuación para todas las personas mayores de 2 años. Si no se siente bien, le pedimos que se quede en casa. En ese caso, estaremos encantados de canjear su entrada por una actuación futura. Realizaremos controles de temperatura y rastreo de contactos en la puerta. Tendremos asientos a capacidad limitada y habrá distanciamiento social entre los grupos. El Teatro Kraine está equipado con un sistema de ventilación capaz de reemplazar completamente el aire en el espacio cada diez minutos. Las superficies se desinfectan con regularidad. **Requisitos de edad:Entrada gratuita para niños menores de 2 añosLos niños de 3 años o más deben estar cubiertos durante la presentación.Los niños menores de 15 años no necesitan vacunas. Nuestro requisito de vacunas se aplica estrictamente a los mayores de 16 años.¡Niños Show Up, en Español! es posible gracias a los fondos recibidos por parte de Creative Engagement y el apoyo del New York City Department of Cultural Affairs en conjunto con el City Council y el LMCC.The Kraine Theater. 85 E 4th St, New York, NY 10003Costo de entrada: $15Duración: 50 minutosEntradas e información: www.showuptheshow.comFUNCIONES EN ESPAÑOLSábado 5 de junioSábado 12 de junioSábado 19 de junioSábado 26 de junio
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  • Sunday June 20th 12:00PM
  • Show Up, Kids!
  • Show Up, Kids! (English)This interactive, semi-improvised family show for children ages 3 -10 puts a theatrical and comedic twist on the traditional children's show. When the show's star doesn’t show up, the kids help assistant Denisse create and entire show from costumes to characters and props to plot.Peter Michael Marino and Frigid NYC present this long-running interactive comedy for the whole family. The acclaimed production stars Denisse Estefany Mendoza. Adapted by Martha Lorena Preve. Original music by Michael Andrew. Directed by Michole Biancosino.“Show Up, Kids!” is made possible in part with public funds from Creative Engagement, supported by the New York City Department of Cultural Affairs in partnership with the City Council and administered by LMCC.**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Masks will be required throughout the performance for all persons over the age of 2. If you feel at all unwell, we ask that you remain at home. In that event, we would be happy to exchange your ticket for a future performance. We will be conducting temperature checks and contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity and there will be social distancing between parties. The Kraine Theater is equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**Age requirements: Children 2 and under admitted freeChildren 3 and older must be masked throughout the performance.Children 15 and under do not need to be vaccinated. Our vaccine requirement applies strictly to those 16 and older.ALL SHOWS AT 12pmRUNNING TIME: 50 minutesALL TICKETS $15The Kraine Theater. 85 E 4th St, New York, NY 10003SUN JUNE 6 - ENGLISH SUN JUNE 13 - ENGLISH SUN JUNE 20 - ENGLISH More info at: www.showuptheshow.com
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  • Thursday June 24th 07:00PM
  • Totally Gay Comedy
  • An evening of stand up comedy from the funniest LGBTQ comedians in NYC**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. Masks will be required throughout the performance for all persons over the age of 2. We will be conducting temperature checks and contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. The Kraine Theater is equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**FEATURING:GLO BUTLER (GLO IN THE CITY)LORENA RUSSI (LATE SHOW)CALVIN CATO (VICE MEDIA)GABE GONZÁLEZ (QUEERTY)HOSTED BY:VERONICA GARZA (MTV'S DECODED)
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  • Thursday June 24th 09:00PM
  • Fully Vaxed Comedy Show
  • A stand-up show featuring LGBTQIAP comics hosted by Quinten Lamar.**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. Masks will be required throughout the performance for all persons over the age of 2. We will be conducting temperature checks and contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. The Kraine Theater is equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Friday June 25th 10:00PM
  • Jackson Sturkey presents the Queerly Cabaret
  • An hour of music, and Variety to celebrate and reconnect during Pride.**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. Masks will be required throughout the performance for all persons over the age of 2. We will be conducting temperature checks and contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. The Kraine Theater is equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Saturday June 26th 07:00PM
  • The Starry Night | Created and Performed by Mike Daisey
  • Mike Daisey explores an indelible image from the mind of a tortured and failed artist. From college dorm rooms to MOMA keychains, from oil and canvas fakes to artificial intelligence, Daisey peels back the layers of this image and its signifiers in a hilarious evening about the ecstasy of art and our constant discontent. **All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. Masks will be required throughout the performance for all persons over the age of 2. We will be conducting temperature checks and contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity and there will be social distancing. The Kraine Theater is equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**Mike Daisey, who has been called “the master storyteller” and “one of the finest solo performers of his generation” by The New York Times, is the preeminent monologist in the American theater today.Praise for Mike Daisey at the Kraine:"He is outstanding. These were startling and stirring words, the kind that hogtie your attention. They are worth having Daisey, and live theater, back for."The New York Times"I felt home again—listening to a talented storyteller spin a version of a year not entirely unlike the one I had just spent, felt really, really good."The Washington Post"Amid all the laughs, there’s a lucid lesson here. Mike Daisey singlehandedly redefines the concept of mansplaining. He strips the practice of its condescension and defensiveness and turns it into a conscientious and humble discipline of self-examination as a man."DC Metro ArtsClick here to view the program(This link will take you to the program for the most recent Mike Daisey event. Programs for upcoming performances launch on the date of the show)
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  • Sunday June 27th 08:30PM
  • Movie Night
  • Best short films of the New York Movie Awards**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. Masks will be required throughout the performance for all persons over the age of 2. We will be conducting temperature checks and contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. The Kraine Theater is equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Tuesday June 29th 07:00PM
  • Couches Presents
  • An SNL style variety show with less sketches and more variety , Comedy , Music , Burlesque, maybe even magic. Live streamed in front of a real audience**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. Masks will be required throughout the performance for all persons over the age of 2. We will be conducting temperature checks and contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity and there will be social distancing. The Kraine Theater is equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Wednesday June 30th 07:00PM
  • Funny Women of a Certain Age
  • Funny Women of a Certain Age Comedy is a show straight from the unfettered mouths and uninhibited minds of the funniest, most daring, most experienced people in comedy: the women that have seen it all.  They’ve raised children both on and off the road with big hairy club bouncers cradling their babies while onstage. These women have stayed in comedy condos where you don’t want to use a blacklight on anything. They’ve been told women aren’t funny and asked to trade sexual favors for work. Trust us, they have A LOT to say, and they say it hysterically.If I had to choose between ageism or sexism, I'd take a pat on the ass any day, since that meant someone noticed me.”- creator Carole MontgomeryFunny Women Of A Certain Age the TV special premiered March 23, 2019 on the Showtime Network to rave reviews.**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. Masks will be required throughout the performance for all persons over the age of 2. We will be conducting temperature checks and contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. The Kraine Theater is equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Thursday July 1st 07:00PM
  • ALL MY DEAD UNCLES
  • ALL MY DEAD UNCLES is a naracissistic nepotic self-effacing deepdiving long-winded political/familial/parodical cathartic comi-tragic backstory of one woman’s collection of dead uncles. There are run-on sentences. There are jokes. There is also a minor amount of theatrical magic, but mostly it’s one queer woman on stage for less than 45 minutes explaining how all of her uncles died.**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. Masks will be required throughout the performance for all persons over the age of 2. We will be conducting temperature checks and contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. The Kraine Theater is equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Thursday July 8th 07:30PM
  • Rebecca Hart & the Wrong Band - Annual Not My Birthday Show
  • Fresh off a year of playing weekly livestreams in her apartment, storyteller & folkrocker Rebecca Hart brings her moody songs, dry wit, and Most Excellent Band to the Kraine for the first time, playing the annual show played near but not on her birthday.website (mailing list, etc) at www.rebeccahart.net!our album The Magician's Daughter is on bandcamp here!here's what we sound like!Pearl Rhein (pearlrhein.com) will perform the opening act**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. Masks will be required throughout the performance for all persons over the age of 2. We will be conducting temperature checks and contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. The Kraine Theater is equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Thursday July 15th 07:00PM
  • Blockbuster Guy
  • The Audience Award winning hit from the 2020 Frigid Festival is returning to the stage! Mark Levy grew up as an outcast and became a movie nerd. So much so, that he worked at Blockbuster Video in college in small town Florida. Experience the highs and lows of choosing escapism and DVDs and what movies can do to someone in this hilarious new storytelling show.**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. Masks will be required throughout the performance for all persons over the age of 2. We will be conducting temperature checks and contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. The Kraine Theater is equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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