HOW LTR STOLE XMAS

In a crumbling cafetorium in the East Village, the Sisters of St. Bernadette Peters have turned their annual Christmas pageant into a variety show/telethon to save their beloved elementary school. The Sisters are calling in every favor and curating acts that run the gamut from special musical guests to bawdy sketches. But will they raise the five hundred dollars they need? Can Sister Mary Martin save seventh grader Rebecca Grubenstein's immortal soul? Can Sister Mary Tyler Moore keep fourth grader Billy Castanatto in line? Will Sister Octagenarius live long enough to play keyboard on the finale number? And will the Reverend Mother's...

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