Shirley Gnome: Real Mature

From the heart of the West coast of Canada comes this internationally acclaimed cabaret comedian. Known for her clever lyrics, honest insights, and gorgeous voice, the naked truth never sounds so smooth.

 

 You may be thinking it - but this shameless songstress sings it loud and proud with "the voice of an angel dry-humping a cloud." Fans of Garfunkel and Oats, Flight of the Conchords and Tenacious D, get ready to be taken to the next level. It's award-winning, taboo, sexually empowering comedy that is NOT for the faint of heart.

"In her pink cowboy hat, polka dot dress, and bleach blonde hair, she’s part country, part unapologetically dirty standup comic, and let it not go forgotten, part kickass musician... Where she really shined was when she managed to sneak a bit of serious into her jokes- just enough to make the song sting a little." -Bloody Underrated

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"Very clever, very silly and very honest, both men and women will relate to Shirley’s stories and you will probably leave thinking ‘she read my mind'" - The Australia Times (Melbourne)


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"One of the hardest things a comic, musical or stand-up, can do is take a simple sex joke and make it clever and relevant. Sometimes it’s easy to write dirty for a cheap laugh. Despite the level of dirtiness that Shirley sings about she is extremely smart and clever, providing the audience with amazing twists and turns that carry a profound sense of hilarity… Everyone in the audience was having a riot and a standing ovation was just not enough.  -Onstage Ottawa

 

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