Tej & Jake Cook Up Piping Hot Comedy

This month, Tej & Jake serve you some delicious comedians that will fill you up more than Thanksgiving dinner. Our entrees have performed at places from the Comedy Cellar all the way to Jake's living room. Our comedians are cage-free Non-GMOs. The chef's special this Friday will wow your tastebuds, so they'll never settle for fast food ever again. Come out to chow down on some spicy laughter. Note: This is a 5-star restaurant, so please dress properly.


Oct 8th Lineup


Jenny Gorelick (New York Comedy Festival))

Usama Siddiquee (America's Got Talent)

Jenna Sherriton (Too Many Hosts)

Benny Feldman (Comedy Central)

Daniel Simonsen (Colbert)


Our COVID Safety Requirements

  • Full vaccination (two weeks past final dose of Pfizer, Moderna, or J&J) is required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status with
    • Your vaccine card
    • The NY Excelsior app or NJ Docket app
    • A photo of your vaccine card with matching photo ID
  • Masking is required for audience and staff
    • Masks may be removed while seated in the back of the theater to enjoy drinks provided the bar is open and an empty row is left between masked and unmasked sections.
    • Audience members seated in the front section of the theater will be fully masked at all times.
  • Audience members and performers are required to fill out a contact tracing form upon arrival.
  • Seating is limited to half normal capacity with space left between parties.
  • The theater is equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes.
  • Surfaces are sanitized regularly.

All in attendance (audience, staff, performers, etc) must adhere to these polices or be asked to leave.

Upcoming Shows
  • Thursday November 18th 09:45PM
  • Tej & Jake Cook Up Piping Hot Comedy
  • This month, Tej & Jake serve you some delicious comedians that will fill you up more than Thanksgiving dinner. Our entrees have performed at places from the Comedy Cellar all the way to Jake's living room. Our comedians are cage-free Non-GMOs. The chef's special this Friday will wow your tastebuds, so they'll never settle for fast food ever again. Come out to chow down on some spicy laughter. Note: This is a 5-star restaurant, so please dress properly.Oct 8th LineupJenny Gorelick (New York Comedy Festival))Usama Siddiquee (America's Got Talent)Jenna Sherriton (Too Many Hosts)Benny Feldman (Comedy Central)Daniel Simonsen (Colbert)Our COVID Safety Requirements**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We can also accept a photo of your vax card, but only when presented with photo ID. Masks are required for the duration of your time spent indoors. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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