• The Kraine Theater
  • Tuesday August 3rd 07:00PM
  • Funny Never Gets Old
  • Funny Never Gets Old/Funny Women Of A Certain Age"If I had to choose between ageism or sexism, I'd take a pat on the behind any day, since that meant someone noticed me.”Carole Montgomery creator of Funny Women of A Certain AgeWhat began as a way to work with her friends has exploded on the comedy scene. When Carole (a veteran of the stand up scene for over 40 years) started, you would never see two female comics on the same show. Fast forward to today’s comedy scene and nothing has changed, even though there are way more women in comedy.With two TV specials on Showtime and a third TV special about to be filmed, this show is not to be missed! Featuring a rotating cast of some of the best female comics of a certain age!**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We do not accept photos of vaccine cards. Masks are welcome and encouraged. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Under St Marks
  • Tuesday August 3rd 07:00PM
  • Comedian Mike Lemme: Healing+
  • Mike is moving out of his apartment. Spoiler: this show has nothing to do with the pandemic.“Proving himself to be a comedian of significant talent.” - Theatre is Easy"When a comedian can not only make you laugh, but touch you deeply with his honesty and pain, you know you're watching someone very special. Highest recommendation to Mike Lemme." - Evan Ginzburg, Associate Producer of Darren Aronofsky's The WrestlerYou’ll enjoy this show, if you enjoy: Judd Apatow movies, Conan O’Brien, Mike Birbiglia, Fiona Apple, Jay-Z, Daniel Kitson, J.Cole, The Wire (just kidding, sort of).Quick Joke: Air MattressQuick Joke: Public SpeakingQuick Joke/Part of a Story: Fan MailOur In House Covid Policy**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We do not accept photos of vaccine cards. Masks are welcome and encouraged. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Tuesday August 3rd 09:30PM
  • The Open Mic at FRIGID New York
  • **FOR THE FORSEEABLE FUTURE THE OPEN MIC HAS MOVED TO THE KRAINE TO BETTER ACCOMODATE 50 % AUDIENCE CAPACITY. ****YOU CAN ALSO PARTICIPATE ANYWHERE VIA ZOOM. **The show continues every Tuesday at 9:30 PM EST!At The Open Mic at FRIGID New York the focus is the stage! Sign-ups get 7 minutes to try anything in one of the most supportive rooms in New York City. Whether it’s a performance art piece, comedy, music, storytelling, dance, or something entirely off the top of your head, you'll find a home in the attentive welcoming community at UNDER St. Marks.**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We do not accept photos of vaccine cards. Masks are welcome and encouraged. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Under St Marks
  • Saturday August 7th 07:00PM
  • The Walking Juxt
  • About the ShowNew York is back! And that means so is the Walking Juxt! After a year of hibernation the Walking Juxt is crawling back out of the woodwork to bring you the best in off-kilter, off-the-wall, and off-putting sketch comedy in that most vintage of venues - a theater! Whether speaking to the top issues of our day or totally not, the Walking Juxt is here to help you laugh again somewhere besides the empty, crushing silence of your apartment. So stretch your withered legs and get back out there with an evening of out-there comedy!COVID Safety Guidelines**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We do not accept photos of vaccine cards. Masks are welcome and encouraged. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Saturday August 7th 08:00PM
  • There Will Be No Miracles Here | Created and Performed by Mike Daisey
  • Tonight Mike Daisey tells a delicate, intricately braided story of found families, old grudges, and metaphysics made tangible in flesh and blood. An intricate heist story will be told that challenges our sense of what is real and what is not, all set against the  impossible dancing on the head of a pin on a hot summer night.Mike Daisey, who has been called “the master storyteller” and “one of the finest solo performers of his generation” by The New York Times, is the preeminent monologist in the American theater today.Praise for Mike Daisey at the Kraine:"He is outstanding. These were startling and stirring words, the kind that hogtie your attention. They are worth having Daisey, and live theater, back for."The New York Times"I felt home again—listening to a talented storyteller spin a version of a year not entirely unlike the one I had just spent, felt really, really good."The Washington Post"Amid all the laughs, there’s a lucid lesson here. Mike Daisey singlehandedly redefines the concept of mansplaining. He strips the practice of its condescension and defensiveness and turns it into a conscientious and humble discipline of self-examination as a man."DC Metro ArtsClick here to view the program(This link will take you to the program for the most recent Mike Daisey event. Programs for upcoming performances launch on the date of the show)Our In House Covid Guidelines**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We do not accept photos of vaccine cards. Masks are welcome and encouraged. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Friday August 27th 07:00PM
  • The Reparations Show
  • WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR US LATELY?If you don’t have a good answer, we’ll send you our Venmo username.The Reparations Show is a variety show that will center stories created by and about Black and Indigenous artists. This weekly show kicks off on Juneteenth as part of FRIGID New York’s Queerly Festival, and each week will be hosted by a different BIPOC artist. The show is the brainchild of Erez Ziv, managing artistic director of FRIGID New York, and Kevin R. Free, the Curator of The Queerly Festival. It was created as a way to offer paid opportunities for BIPOC artists. Besides featuring work by these artists, each episode will include a segment called “This Week in Reparations” that examines an organization’s statement of solidarity with the #BLACKLIVESMATTER movement and keeps track of the work they have done toward that goal since releasing the statement. **All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We do not accept photos of vaccine cards. Masks are welcome and encouraged. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**You can watch the show right here, or join us on Facebook Live to send us comments!
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  • Sunday August 29th 08:30PM
  • Movie Night
  • Best short films of the New York Movie Awards**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We do not accept photos of vaccine cards. Masks are welcome and encouraged. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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  • Thursday October 28th 07:00PM
  • Planet of the Grapes Live on Stage
  • This critically acclaimed multimedia mashup of puppetry, live music, toy theater, and the original "Planet of the Apes" film comes to life on stage with digital projection and the tale of a bunch of astronauts who find themselves stranded on a strange, distant planet ruled by speaking grapes. Music by Michael Harren. Directed by Michole Biancosino. Created by Peter Michael Marino. www.planetgrapeshow.com**All in attendance must adhere to the COVID guidelines that apply to this show. Vaccines will be required for all audience members, staff, and performers. You can prove your vaccination status (two weeks past final dose by show day) using your vaccine card or your Excelsior App. We do not accept photos of vaccine cards. Masks are welcome and encouraged. We will be conducting contact tracing at the door. We will be seating at limited capacity with space between parties. Our theaters are equipped with a ventilation system capable of completely replacing the air in the space every ten minutes. Surfaces are sanitized regularly.**
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