The Drunk Texts

Join us as our team of professional thespians dust off a classical text, or a text made classical, in a performance that combines drinking games, improvisation and audience participation. A boozy twist on classical theatre, this interactive evening lets the audience vote on who takes the next shot and even volunteer for a crucial cameo line. Drink along with us as we bring the bar to the classics...you may have heard of these texts before, but you've never seen them like this.
Friday, September 29: 'Tis Pity She's a Whore

The Drunk Texts is going back to our roots with a classic restoration comedy, ‘Tis Pity She’s a Whore! Dueling suitors, disguise, incest, revenge…John Ford’s script has it all, and it all gets better the drunker our cast (and you) get. This September, see how it all began for The Drunk Texts - we can’t make these plot lines up!
Friday, October 28: Thou Wilt Scream

Ghostface is going Shakespearean in the Drunk Texts performance of Robert Price’s Thou Wilt Scream! We’re breaking the second rule for surviving a horror film though - this party will have plenty of booze and drinking games, and you’re invited. Will we make it to the sequel? Let’s find out this Halloweekend!
Friday, December 22: A Christmas Carol

It’s the most wonderful time of the year - The Drunk Texts annual intoxicating (and intoxicated) performance of A Drunk Christmas Carol is back with drinking games, carols, and drunk puppets!. Anything could happen when we mix Scrooge with booze, so drink spirits with the spirits in your holiday finest and find out what does - all drunken denominations welcome!
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Comedy
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$10.00 + $2.00 fee - $15.00 + $2.00 fee
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September 29, 2023-December 22, 2023
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90 minutes
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Under St Marks